all cisterns go !

gene october's driving a london bus
sting lost six million quid down the back of his settee
vic goddard's a postman to earn a crust
johnny rotten's a dairy ad celebrity

charlie harper's driving a rolls royce
jimmy pursey's living in a doorway
billy idol crashes his bikes through choice
tv smith is skint but he's still got gaye

weller may be wedged but his music's shit
mark e smith and his gran are drinking brasso
poly styrene got stiched up and had some hits
billy armstrong's a fake fake fake rich arsehole